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		<title>The Frog</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 07 Apr 2010 21:41:32 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>evan</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[by Christine, first grader
My Grannie opened the shower curtain. There was a frog. She screamed. It was loud. I said, “What’s wrong?” It was Tuesday. I had to catch the frog. When I caught it. I had to throw the frog. It was a cool frog. It was green. My Grannie was too loud. It [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><em>by Christine, first grader</em></p>
<p class="first-child "><span title="M" class="cap"><span>M</span></span>y Grannie opened the shower curtain. There was a frog. She screamed. It was loud. I said, “What’s wrong?” It was Tuesday. I had to catch the frog. When I caught it. I had to throw the frog. It was a cool frog. It was green. My Grannie was too loud. It was a poison frog. I don’t know why my Grannie said that</p>
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		<title>Imagine the Possibilities</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 12 Mar 2010 21:28:43 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>evan</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Time to finally revive Children of the Future, my long languishing archive of bizarre stories by grade school children taken from their class websites.  Here's a classic essay from the old site by Jeremiah:
My Possibility of imagining is to imagine my aunt being married to The Rock (a famous pro-wrestler). If they get married, [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p class="first-child "><em><span title="T" class="cap"><span>T</span></span>ime to finally revive <a href="http://www.evanevanevan.com/?cat=7"><strong>Children of the Future</strong></a>, my long languishing archive of bizarre stories by grade school children taken from their class websites.  Here's a classic essay from the old site by Jeremiah:</em></p>
<p>My Possibility of imagining is to imagine my aunt being married to The Rock (a famous pro-wrestler). If they get married, the Rock will be my new uncle. My aunt likes the Rock.</p>
<p><a href="http://www.evanevanevan.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/03/The-Rock.jpg"><img src="http://www.evanevanevan.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/03/The-Rock-425x424.jpg" alt="If they get married, the Rock will be my new uncle." title="If they get married, the Rock will be my new uncle." width="425" height="424" class="alignnone size-medium wp-image-1345" /></a><br />
My aunt has a lot of Rock collections. She has her own room that is covered with the Rock. She has the Rock Book, blanket, magazine, Valentines Cards taped to her mirror, posters, a poster that she made of the Rock, a Rock necklace, Rock shirt, the bramo bull tattoo that the Rock has, and a lot of other stuff that I can’t even name.</p>
<p>On July of 1998 my aunt, 5 of my cousins, and I went to the arena to see the Rock, wrestle just for my aunt to see. My cousins and I were wearing wrestling shirts. My aunt was wearing her jump suit.</p>
<p>Every Thursday at 7:30pm my aunt hop’s in the shower to get washed up for the Rock on smack down at 8:00pm. She puts on her Rock pajamas and gets ready for the Rock. She makes her own sign that says<br />
<u>MY SEAT ISN"T ANY GOOD</u>! You know when you’re at home and not at the smack down.</p>
<p>In conclusion, you should see my aunt’s room and her self to believe it. So what do you think about my paper? Can ya smell what the Rock is cookin!</p>
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		<title>The Dog</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 12 Jan 2009 21:42:25 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>evan</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[from Ms. Buck's 2nd grade

Once there was a bush that looked like a dog. Then one day there was a boy. His name was Zack. He saw the bush. Then he called his friends. So they came. He said do you see what I see? They said, yes. He said do you see a bush [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><em>from Ms. Buck's 2nd grade</em></p>
<p class="first-child "><a href="http://www.evanevanevan.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/01/bushdog.jpg"><img src="http://www.evanevanevan.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/01/bushdog.jpg" alt="Then they went home." title="Then they went home." width="320" height="215" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-88" /></a></p>
<p><span title="O" class="cap"><span>O</span></span>nce there was a bush that looked like a dog. Then one day there was a boy. His name was Zack. He saw the bush. Then he called his friends. So they came. He said do you see what I see? They said, yes. He said do you see a bush that looks like a dog? They said, yes. Then they went home.</p>
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		<title>The Day of the Mystery</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 15 Dec 2008 23:00:54 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>evan</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[by Candace
It all started when I went into bed. I heard someone yell across the street over the thunder. Although it was loud, I heard light screaming in the distance. It sounded as if it was a girl.
Suddenly, I heard someone yell help. I dashed out of bed. I put on my raincoat and hat [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><em>by Candace</em></p>
<p class="first-child "><span title="I" class="cap"><span>I</span></span>t all started when I went into bed. I heard someone yell across the street over the thunder. Although it was loud, I heard light screaming in the distance. It sounded as if it was a girl.</p>
<p>Suddenly, I heard someone yell help. I dashed out of bed. I put on my raincoat and hat and boots. I ran a far distance and looked through a window. There all it was the stabbing of the runaway stabber. His clothes were dark black.</p>
<p>“You nasty old critter, I got you now!” I said.</p>
<p>“Hey, son, I heard there was a stabbing.” said the police captain.</p>
<p>“ Yes, sir, there is, up the hall and to the bedroom.”</p>
<p>“ Thanks, son,”</p>
<p>“Yep.” I answered. “ Man, they’re fast.” I thought to myself.</p>
<p>“Son, do you know how to dust for fingerprints?”</p>
<p>“ Yes, sir .”</p>
<p>“You do?”said the chief.</p>
<p>“It’s a cool mystery. Let’s get back on the story. As I was going to say... Hey! Here it is!”</p>
<p>“Lifeguard, lifeguard,” said Fred.</p>
<p>“Lifeguard? What is that?”</p>
<p>“That is someone who saves someone’s life. We’re dealing with police.</p>
<p>“Hey, son did you say you know how to dust for fingerprints?</p>
<p>“Yes, sir I do.”</p>
<p>“Good, you found out who the stabber is.”</p>
<p>“The stabber is Mr. Wattigin.” I said.</p>
<p><strong>The End</strong></p>
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