evanevanevan

At a bar last night, a new acquaintance asked me if I was a "Ben Folds Five kind of guy." He said his friends had hypothesized this from observing me from across the room, but he claimed he never believed it for a moment.

I think this is worse than when a Japanese girl compared Hannah and Kate to Urban Outfitters models in an attempt to compliment their personal style. At least UO isn't entirely anachronistic. I don't go around accusing people in bars of being "Dashboard kind of girls," do I?