melanie: what did you read
evan: tristram shandyyy
melanie: trislim shadyyy
evan: why you so tired?
melanie: you didnt even laugh at my joke
melanie: the REAL trislim shady
melanie: please stand up
"There is nothing so awkward, as courting a woman, an' please your honour, whilst she is making sausages."
- Laurence Sterne, The Life and Opinions of Tristram Shandy, Gentleman
"In mentioning the word gay (as in the close of the last chapter), it puts one (i.e., an author) in mind of the word spleen."
- Laurence Sterne, The Life and Opinions of Tristram Shandy, Gentleman